Demotivational Office Pens 5pk by Wood Rocket

Demotivational Pens – 5-Pack of Brutal Honesty in Ink

Tired of toxic positivity and empty motivational quotes? Same. Introducing the Demotivational Pen 5-Pack – a perfectly bleak set of pens that tell it like it is. Whether you’re spiraling at your desk or just need a little dose of dark humor to get through the day, these pens are here to lower your expectations with style.

Perfect for cynics, realists, and anyone who’s had just about enough of “live, laugh, love.”

Includes 5 Tragically Honest Phrases:

1. “You Can Be Replaced”

2. “It Will Probably Get Worse”

3. “Failure Is Always an Option”

4. “You’re Going to F*ck It Up at Some Point”

5. “Dream Big, Then Settle”

Key Features:

• 🖊️ Black Ink, Bleak Outlook – Smooth writing pens for all your beautifully bleak thoughts.

• 🖤 Dark Humor, Sharply Delivered – The perfect response to your coworker’s “rise and grind” energy.

• 🎁 Makes a Great Gag Gift – For friends, coworkers, or your favorite office burnout.

• 📉 Cynically Inspirational – Motivation’s evil twin – and honestly, more relatable.

• 💼 Workplace-Ready (Sort Of) – Add a little dread to your desktop.

Why chase your dreams when you can write them down, lower the bar, and still be disappointed?
Grab the Demotivational Pens – because honesty is the best policy, and sometimes… reality just sucks.